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- Sep 10
- United States
- Deviant for 12 years
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So I don't draw. I can't possibly compare to any of the aesthetically artistic savants that lurk this website and, frankly, I wouldn't want them uttering delicate "guffaws" while peering judgmentally through their pince-nez and daintily nibbling on a piece of Parisian cheese, swirling wine in their glasses with utter contempt and high-class technique at the few things I do draw. So, if you haven't noticed my sardonic diatribe already, I am a writer and I do not make pretty things with pretty pastels (whatever those are, I've heard they're fancy artistic tools or some sort). My "art", should it ever deserve such a title, is a cooperative effort between my imagination and yours. Enjoy, praise, insult, or politely critique it at your leisure and, hopefully, pleasure.
Favourite Visual Artist
My friends. Silly artists...
Favourite Movies
I don't know. This tiny bar doesn't give me the room I need to justify my choices and argue the merits of Mel Brooks movies and the like.
Favourite TV Shows
Perhaps Burn Notice and Big Bang theory, but again I have little chance to argue the subtle, respective masteries of these shows.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Avishai Cohen, Journey, etc. I'm a bassist at heart and practice.
Favourite Books
Moby Dick, Dirk Gentley's Hollistic Detective Agency, Good Omens
Favourite Writers
I like satirists like Twain, but I'm not well read enough there. Suggestions?
Favourite Games
D&D, wrestling with friends, wrestling with fiends (see D&D), and a variety of board games.
Favourite Gaming Platform
PC r gtfo nub.
Tools of the Trade
Pen, keyboard, camera, bass, and a healthily sardonic, self-deprecating, bitter, but ultimately realistic wit.
Other Interests
I don't know. Regale me with yours and I will either try them or insult them. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Hmm.
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Just wanted to put something up. Poor pitiful me can't produce poetry, promptly, anyway. That and I must desist the deterrence of deliberate duties (and derivatives, too), along with writing, reading, rhetoric, Riemann Sums, and rhymes. Undulating streams of consciousness seamlessly revealing flying tygers sauntering in elegant waltz with women, debutantes, beauties brighter than stars in the sky, hopelessly out of reach to mortals who doth tread upon the ground, or at least don't have the courage to jump high enough, or with that same suaveness.
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Here Are the Actual Changes
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A'ight, let's do this.
I haven't really written anything journal-like in a really long time. It's been at least two months since my personal journal has been updated, and longer since this one has. So here goes.
The here and now feels extremely strange. As in, I'm having quite the nice time right now, but I find myself continually looking to the future. In fact, my gaze is fixed forward at almost every moment, in a variety of ways. Mostly I think about what's going to happen after high school – I'm leaving Oro Valley and going far away to a strange land known as Michigan. I'm off to Hope College, and I love the idea because I rea
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Changes
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Oh, "Changes". Exciting title, right? Sorry to be a tease, but the journal I had up was a little too depressing for my tastes. I'm the closest thing to bubbly I've been in months. So sorry about that, but content for me comes when the midnight oil is stored in a cool, non-flammable place. So, more to come later, my friends.
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And now I say forget this there's color now. Ah well.
Welcome to deviantart. 
Hah yeah... This is an experiment to see if people won't go "Wtf where's the color? I. Don't. See. Pictures."